Sunday, December 23, 2012

from the pages of ok! magazine

heidi and martin often go out jogging together, confirms a source
camille maintains her sizzling physique by hiking with her man dimitri

there is love and life after divorce

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Jason Statham Drinking Game

You will need:
- 1 or more films starring Jason Statham. Anything since Transporter will do.
- 1 bottle of something Jason Statham would drink. For instance; Wild Turkey Bourbon or a bottle of battery acid with a scorpion in it.
- Shot glasses.

The rules:

The Statham punches someone in the face = 1 shot

The Statham drives a car really fast = 1 shot

The Statham makes love to an attractive lady = 1 shot and a lascivious wink to someone you quite fancy in the room

The Statham head-butts someone = 1 shot

The Statham takes his shirt off for no apparent reason= 2 shots

If Jason Statham should come back from certain death just drink the whole bottle. All rules are out the window at that point.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

battlefield earth

after poking me nose around in some neglected pop culture corners - this one, jaws 4, moonraker, superman 4 and such like - i've come to the conclusion that there are very few bad films. people are just watching them in the wrong mood or with the wrong expectations.
jaws 4 in particular is brilliant and there's nowt much wrong with battlefield earth.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

12th doctor

its been a while since the doctor had a really nice pair of mutton chops

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

42nd street

its the musical all other musicals came from and the one they all want to be

Sunday, September 23, 2012

jaws 4

in which brody's widow is haunted by flashbacks to events at which she wasn't present

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


a new painting all about a thrilling murder case! its like luther but with more fluorescent paint.

a close up of the suspects